Crazy: So I had to get fillings in all of my teeth.
Passenger: Uh huh.
Crazy: But I figured, why let them do that to me after they drilled holes in my brain, ya know?
Passenger: Sure.
Crazy: But I figured, might as well! Although if they were going to fill my teeth, I'd want them to use jelly.
Passenger: Yep.
Crazy: But the guy at the counter said they were out of jelly. So I got a blueberry muffin.
--R train
from "Overheard in New York"
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It reminds me of these senseless jokes my brother and I used to concoct while in high school that only he and I used to laugh at.
Somebody has to plug microphones in the subway and just press record. Well somebody besides DJ Spooky.
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