


There are few things in this world that perplex and digust me more than Spokes-Snacks.
If you find cannibalism delicious or at least generally agreeable - well, you're going to have
problems with my logic/imagination.
Let me start off with Mr. Peanut. You know, the Planters peanut mascot-spokes-snack.
He's half man (a gentile man) annnnnd half peanut. He's shown in commercials throughout the years
dancing with and chuming it up with humans. He likes to have a good time while promoting the consumption
of his fellow brethren. I've even seen him enjoying a handful of peanuts. Does anyone raise an eyebrow to that?...NO.
But don't we consider him a sanctioned being, one of us, semi equal rights even? We as a people don't condone cannibalism right? Well, what the hell is going on then? Mr. Peanut is eating his own people! And furthermore, what if in real life and by real life I mean commercials, what if I went up to Mr. Peanut, stole his monacle an cracked him open with a crowbar?
What would I find inside? Is he internally made of peanuts? Maybe. But if he's eating, that implies that he has a digestive track
and internal organs. I would assume so especially since he has cognitive thought (a brain?) and senses.
Yes a sanctioned being not a robot. I would call some sort of humane society and have Mr. Peanut thrown in jail or possibly a
mental institution. (*I very much enjoy planters peanuts and in no way am I criticizing the quality of their product).
Next let's move on to the M&M's characters. Again, human attributes: they talk, express feelings, interact with other humans.
The humans never try to eat them though. That would be wrong. So why is okay to watch the M&M guys eat each other?
Even worse, we watch them sell out their lesser buddies for human consumption. This is better for our kids to watch then
Faces of Death? Where are our values? It's really sick if you think about it. But we're not supposed to.
Finally the old Twinkie The Kid. A childlike annimated Twinkie eating itself, yeah that's good. No further argument necessary.